why are makeup commercials so obnoxious?

Calvin was watching T.V. and this commercial came on and this is how it went.........
Hi! I am miss America! I am the big model you see on T.V.! I am here to tell YOU how I get so beautiful! I use LIESANDER its the lipstick made for YOU!!! now here are the side affects, sudden death by poison. AND with this T.V. offer we will pay for your funeral! only 1000.99! wow! I look and I save money!! call with this number!

777 43645 675 or go to 34272 in Los Vegas see you there!



Calvin sat there with his mouth open THAT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!
Hobbes hearing Calvin yell went over to see what was wrong Calvin showed him the ad............... THAT WAS THE WORST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!! yelled Hobbes see? Calvin asked I know! we can find out why makeup commercials are so obnoxious! Calvin said, I will first call the library.......ring........ring...hello? yes is this the library? yes.... good can you tell me why makeup commercials are so obnoxious?........... oh yeah? well same to you!! well Hobbes this no job for adults. We need to see that ad again............Sheesh what we do for science! lets think................ I have it! they do it so are minds crack and we bye what makeup they selling! ..... makes sence to me! said Hobbes AND THAT ENDS THE MISTERY THAT IS MAKEUP ADS. the end