How to get free stuff while on vacation

Jane was sitting on the couch reading Harry Potter 3, when Ellen called from starboard side of their huge ship: hey Jane! we are out of soap, shampoo, conditioner, bubble bath, and shower caps. Jane replied we don't use shower caps. yeah okay we don't. but we are out of them none the less. well said Jane getting up lets get packing. packing? asked Ellen why? well we are out of soap and stuff. said Jane we are going on vacation. what does that have to do with getting soap? simple here is how it goes. step 1# go to cheap hotel and stay a couple nights. step 2# go to bath room and rob them of all items you need. like soap or shampoo. step 3# enjoy your vacation! (i highly suggest a place near Disney land or the beach)oh, said Ellen. now i get it. good said Jane. now lets go!