Tuesday, February 26, 2008

DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are ducks doing behind our backs????? TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!


you know its true.

yes.

you do.

sooooooo. how do I know how this is true? some say it is bunnys. some say it is cats.
some say it is blue-nosed-gophers. but I SAY DUCKS!!! they "say" it is inconceivable! BUT I SAY NO! it is true!!! it has to be!!! chickens steal all the glory!! it should have been: "ducks have lips" no. its "chickens have lips" WHATEVER!!! ducks can fly. unlike chickens ( who are to fat to fly ) HA! are ducks to fat to fly? NO! ;)

ducks can get into Disney land unlike chickens. ( woohoo!!! lets go on "Winnie the pooh ride ONE MORE TIME! ) =D So. why do I think they are taking over the world?
1#.they are jealous. ( of pea-brained chickens )
2#.they can use the Disney land stuff after hours. they have secret passages and EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
3#.They are being eaten.
4#.They are being eaten.
5#. and for a change of pace, they are being eaten more.
6#.they have an contract with illegal aliens.
how are those NOT good reasons?
Ha.
ha.
you will die chickens!!!!!
( so says the ducks that once visited our pool. )

8 comments:

Gabriel said...

Oh my! Where would the Duck's home base be from which they take over the world...? (Naturally the Anahiem Pond, er, now the Honda Center haha!)

Calvin said...

well, the base would be at Disney land castle! than they can use the mote. =D

Gabriel said...

Why of course! Why didn't I think of that! =]

Calvin said...

and they can use the cars in atopia (if that is how you spell it?) to get around! =D

MK Reynolds said...

I DO TOO COMMENT.
I SPEND HALF OF MY LIFE READING YOUR BLOG.
HOW.CAN.YOU.SAY.I.DON'T.COMMENT.
P.S.
Keep on beating them Yankees.
Sincerely,
mkr mouse the first

Calvin said...

well..... you did not post up to this point. =D

Joycelyn Choo said...

Wow! I knew there was something sneaky going on at Disneyland.

Calvin said...

yep. thats why they made the "finding Nemo" more fish!!! =D so you could say it was..... fishy? =D