DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are ducks doing behind our backs????? TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!


you know its true.

yes.

you do.

sooooooo. how do I know how this is true? some say it is bunnys. some say it is cats.
some say it is blue-nosed-gophers. but I SAY DUCKS!!! they "say" it is inconceivable! BUT I SAY NO! it is true!!! it has to be!!! chickens steal all the glory!! it should have been: "ducks have lips" no. its "chickens have lips" WHATEVER!!! ducks can fly. unlike chickens ( who are to fat to fly ) HA! are ducks to fat to fly? NO! ;)

ducks can get into Disney land unlike chickens. ( woohoo!!! lets go on "Winnie the pooh ride ONE MORE TIME! ) =D So. why do I think they are taking over the world?
1#.they are jealous. ( of pea-brained chickens )
2#.they can use the Disney land stuff after hours. they have secret passages and EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
3#.They are being eaten.
4#.They are being eaten.
5#. and for a change of pace, they are being eaten more.
6#.they have an contract with illegal aliens.
how are those NOT good reasons?
Ha.
ha.
you will die chickens!!!!!
( so says the ducks that once visited our pool. )