Tuesday, April 21, 2009

THE INTERNET

The final frontier. These are the voyages of the sea ship Cavin and Hobbes. Our three part mission, to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new Facebook applications and new civilization. To boldly go where no blog has gone before!

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Twas a quiet day, a baking day. That was just what Jane and Ellen were doing. Ellen was making tea and stirring the dough, and Jane was wondering how to make frosting. "Mom makes it so tastily, and mine keeps on getting runny...." sighed Jane. "Well maybe you should stop adding two cups of water. It was not anywhere on the recipe your mom sent us." said Ellen. "Are you sure?" said Jane, crossing her arms, "I checked that email three times, and saw the words 'two cups of water'." "Maybe we should go check it..." said Ellen. "We can't, I deleted the email." said Jane. "Didn't you archive it?!" yelled Ellen, waking up the Emus on the deck below. "No, because I knew the cake would burn if I did not get it out of the oven." said Jane. "Still...." sighed Ellen. "Well, I would never dream of doing this, but in the name of sugar, WE WILL BREAK INTO THE INTERNET!!" said Jane, walking toward a cabinet in the kitchen. "What are you doing? And how do you expect to break into the internet!?" yelled Ellen. "Like this." and Jane kicked the space in between the floor and the cabinet, and the expected was demolished, and the unexpected became fact.

To be continued

HAH! I did part one!!! :D
Please comment what you think!!

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Hahahaha I love it :) I'm looking forward to the next installment, and hope that Jane and Ellen can fix their frosting :)

Gabriel said...

I love that last line, the unexpected became fact! Good! =]

Emily said...

the expected was demolished, and the unexpected became fact.

lovely. I'm keeping this.